Friday, October 21, 2005

Frosty For Sale ~ $20.58

EVERYBODY LOVES FROSTY is reality's most watched and highest-rated comedy. Starring standup netpreneur Frosty in the title role, the series revolves around Frosty, a not so successful netpreneur living on Penang Island with his wifegirlfriend, FrosFros (Su Ling), 13-year-old Bear, Koala, and 9-year-old twin sons, Muffin and ??????. That's the good news.

The bad news? Frosty's meddling friends, Frank and Sean, live directly across the street and embrace the motto "Su casa es mi casa," managing to infiltrate their buddy's home to an unparalleled extent. Frank's favorite expression, "Holy Crap!" is shouted at regular intervals and Sean's cooking and cleaning "advice" is less than appreciated by FrosFros. Frosty's gay brother, JimJim, an IT project manager, has finally moved out of his parents' house and married FrosFros's best friend, Sharon. Frosty's uptight sister and anti-social brother make the family mix even more entertaining -- except for Frosty and FrosFros, who just wish someone would knock.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Fatty Su (Caught In The Act).

It's 1.27am and the lady above is watching astro, drinking pepsi and eating pringles potato chips. Fatty Su love to eat, and her favorite food is laksa (penang), curry mee, satay, cheese cake, strawberry, bak kut teh, crab and almost every food you can imagine. There's nothing that she will say not nice! Once in my house, she finish up all the pau in my fridge (about 6). My mum bought this "mui-choi" albeit preserved vegetables pau from Tanjung Sepet, and Ah Su finish all in one night. My mum thought Ah Su love to eat pau :)

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Saturday, October 15, 2005


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Thursday, October 13, 2005


I have a friend, Su Ling, who knows everything. No, she’s not a genius. But she is mad. Which is about the same thing as being a genius. And she is not the only one. Many of my and her other friends are also equally mad. But only Su Ling specializes in the sex angle.

"Girls evolved differently from guys," she once explained to me, “which is why they don’t have beards.”

"What is the reason for men having beards then?" I asked her.

"Evolution, kevin" she replied. "In prehistoric days, men needed a way to differentiate between men and women. The way of finding mates then was to chase the prehistoric women down until they allow you to copulate with them in a prehistoric way. So if you are a prehistoric guy and you see someone with a prehistoric beard, you don’t waste your prehistoric time by giving a prehistoric chase. You go chase something else. Evolution is smart, you know"

"Oh yeah?" I countered. "Well, we know that cows have 6 nipples and women only have two. Yet both cows and women give birth to one baby at a time. So tell me, if Evolution was so darn smart, why don’t women also have six nipples?"

"Ish! Listen," Su Ling explained patiently. "You have only two hands for foreplay, okay? Evolution states that women will have six nipples when men evolve six hands."

Mmmm…okay. The great psychoanalyst, Sigmund Freud, used to explain everything from the theory of sex. Su Ling is a practical Freudian. She explains the same thing also through sex, but through practical sex. In that sense, she is far ahead of Sigmund Freud.

"But ..." I argued, "if evolution was based on practical sex, then why don’t women have breasts at the back, so that we men have something to do with our hands, while slow dancing?"

"Look," she answered back, "if a woman has breasts at the back, she would not be able to breastfeed the baby. In that event, the father will have to hold the baby behind the mother’s back while she produces the milk. That is simply not efficient. Two people doing one job! Call it what you like, but you can’t call it evolution."

"What can you call it then?"

"Government," she replied.

Su Ling is good. She may not always make much sense to me, but she is good. Funny thing is, she is not the only one with odd theories of evolution. A male colleague of mine used to say, "Men chase after women because women are mysterious. That is why Evolution made sure that women evolve mysteriously."

"What has Evolution got to do with that?" I demanded.

"Well, Evolution made women bleed for seven days in a month and still live longer than men. Men are baffled by stuff like that. And they chase after things that baffle them."

"You sure that's what menstruation is all about? As a mystery factor to get men to chase after women?"

"Hey, it's a natural instinct. I've got a dog which chases after cars. It's because it can't understand how a dumb object with four wheels can move faster than a dog with four legs."

"Odd theory, but you could be right."

"Of course I'm right. I got a wife, don't I? I married her because I didn't understand her."

He's completely wacky, but he's got a point. So if any of you chikas are complaining that your guy does not understand you, back off. If he understood you completely, he wouldn’t be chasing you, geddit?

(( That's why I never want to understand the crazy Su **** )) ... Good Night!

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

The noun nuisance has 2 meanings:

Meaning #1: (law) a broad legal concept including anything that disturbs the reasonable use of your property or endangers life and health or is offensive

Meaning #2: a bothersome annoying person
Synonyms: pain, pain in the neck

Imagine this ... you are tired, working for one whole day, went running, and now you want to sleep. But somehow the phone keep ringing non-stop!

Now, imagine this ... you are downloading your email and about to go off to sleep but somehow, someone keep giving you nudge in MSN IM! And a Buzz in Yahoo IM!

Okay, now, imagine this ... you work throughout the week, and you still need to go back to the office to finish off some important task, but somehow someone show up in your doorstep, when you least expect that person! Bye Bye to your privacy and personal space ... and welcome suffering.

Well, there's still hope! GOD will help me ...

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Girlfriend! Where are you???

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Self introduction?
I am 25 year old, 180cm, male, 85kg (and increasing!). Full time blogger (don't ask me what is "blogger"). No car, no motorbike, no house, no credit card (I have ALL other cards).

I am not romantic. I am not talkactive. I never goto pub nor disco. I don't smoke. I seldom drink. I never drunk till puke. I don't sing. I don't dance. I don't play music. I don't listen music (only radio). I know computers. I read books, all kind of books. I am rather knowledgeable. I am geek. I am nerd. I am good listener. I am your good friend.

I always say, "I am a failure boyfriend but I will be a good husband."

Do you want to be my boyfriend?
I will say "No". Confuse huh? I am afraid now, afraid that after few years all I get is "I have no feeling to you anymore." I am not young, I don't have much time to be wasted.

For the moment, I think staying single is better. I don't even know how do people dating in the small Kluang town. There is no place to go! Stay at home? Something bad will happen. Hehe..

Admit it, it is very hard to handle a girlfriend. I rather do programming than understand what is in girl's mind. Strangely, my ex girlfriend said that I always understand what she think, but she didn't understand me at all. I think I hide myself very well. Oh, I am bad.

Only the right girl has the key to unlock my mind.

--- I extracted the above from a friend's site. I will create one for another friend of mine. ---

Mr T introduction?
I am 29 year old, 185cm, male, 75kg (and increasing!). Factory worker (actually I'm more than that). Have car, have 3G phone, have shares, have credit card (I have LOT of savings).

I am very romantic. I am very talkactive. I always goto pub and disco. I always smoke. I always drink. Once in a while I will be drunk and puke. I can sing (quite shy). I always dance. I play music especially recorder. I always listen to music (radio and live band). I know computers (I'm an oversea IT grad). I read books, all kind of books (fiction, biography, etc). I am rather knowledgeable (from xxx to investment). I am cool . I am unique. I am a good listener. I am your best friend (only applicable to girls).

I always say, "I don't have girlfriend yet but I will be a good boyfriend and husband."

Do you want to be Mr T's girlfriend?
I will say "YES!". Confuse huh? I am afraid now, afraid that after few years all I get is "I may need to go to Tibet" I am not young, I don't have much time to be wasted.

For the moment, I think staying single is better (I have tons of outing activities). I don't even know where is all the nice good looking girls in Klang Valley. They are all attached! Can I go after them? Something bad will happen. Hehe..

Admit it, it is very hard to find a girlfriend. I rather go find PR than wondering whether the girl like me. Strangely, ALL my girlfriends said that I always understand what they think, but they never understand me at all. I think I am too unique. Oh, I am cool!

Only the right girl has the key to unlock my ****.

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Only Love - Trademark

Saturday, October 01, 2005

2am and the rain is falling
Here we are at the crossroads once again
You're telling me you're so confused
You can't make up your mind
Is this meant to be
You're asking me

But only love can stay
Try again or walk away
But i believe for you and me
The sun will shine one day
So i just play my part
Pray you'll have a change of heart
But i can make you see it through
That's something only love can do

In your arms as the dawn is breaking
Face to face and a thousand miles apart
I've tried my best to make you see
There's hope beyond the pain
If we give enough
If we learn to trust

But only love can stay
Try again or walk away
But i believe for you and me
The sun will shine one day
So i just play my part
Pray you'll have a change of heart
But i can make you see it through
That's something only love can do

I know if I could find the words
To touch you deep inside
You'll give my dreams just one more chance
To let this be our last goodbye

But only love can stay
Try again or walk away
But i believe for you and me
The sun will shine one day
So i just play my part
Pray you'll have a change of heart
But i can make you see it through
That's something only love can do

That's something only love can do

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Horny Biz Partner ...

I have a quite a few business partner, and today I will write about this particular horny guy. I was going through some of the network program on the server, then I decided to browse the internet for a while. I saw this link of his bookmark, click ... and I was redirected to this site. Wow! I didn't know he is into this kind of thing. He sure don't look that horny to me. I always think he is a decent guy, but now my perception of him changed. Now, if a guy is decent and nice, I think it's all fake, he is "super-hamsap" (super horny). If the guy talk alot about sex, then I think he is just open and not that "hamsap". You should go observe people around you, your friends, your collegues ... and try to identify who is the most ham sap one. For my circle of friends, well, let me give you some enlightenment.

Uncle Beaver - Whenever I'm out with him, I will tell him not to talk about work and business, then he will start to crap about beaver and stuff. He like to talk about sex and all sort of horny stuff.

Mr K - He love hentai and anime. Okay, I think he also download and watch plenty of hardcore. Some is so bad till one of my friend say that the moment you watch it, you can't even get hard and lost all sort of appetite. If you first meet Mr K, he is decent, soft-spoken, well educated and look like a decent nice guy. If you know him like me, he is a silent F*cker (this term make famous by Uncle Beaver).

Mr T - Mr T is your typical leisure suit larry. Talk about the latest pubs, disco ... err, wait the minute. Leisure Suit Larry is an old game! Okay, let me rephrase again ... Talk about the papaya farm, disco (those where you spin your head), pub with PR, uncle's pub, Mr T is the man! Mr T smoke alot, drink alot and play alot. Of course it's alright, as he is still single and working very hard to find his life partner. Mr T, well, is open about his horny activity once he is high or else he will tell you that he is just there for a drink and relax. Actually NO! He is there for ... you know what.

Mr O - Nothing much except the most memorable thing about him is saw this video clip about penetration in his computer once. He is a practical guy.

Mr N - Vulgar, like to touch guy nipple. A womaniser, but not that horny. To me, he is just a young chap who don't know much about the world of hamsap old man. Safe guy to hang out, although you have to bare with his ego of a horny macho guy :)

Ms S - Smart girl but first class horny! If you think you are horny, wait till you know her personally. Imagine ... catwoman ... drain you off ... iik ... scary!

If you look at my list .. I can tell you that everyone is horny, so I guess it's normal. Who isn't? I mean normal? For reading and checking out my ads, I will give you this link, okay?

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